May 2013
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I came to South Padre Island with my sister and my mom and they are getting mad at me because I refuse to leave the hotel room, I TOLD THEM THAT IF I CAME I WOULD JUST STAY IN THE ROOM I HATE THE BEACH
clearbay:
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
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mydogsnokes:
i’m gonna name my child something really normal like kyle but then throw in a twist like all the letters are silent
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pumpkinlessidjit:
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ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
buttspectre:
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
bragidunn:
whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing
they’re never as awed as they should be tbh
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together.
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egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
starxapple:
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
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foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
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babybehemoth:
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
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dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
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