My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart
dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie
I came to South Padre Island with my sister and my mom and they are getting mad at me because I refuse to leave the hotel room, I TOLD THEM THAT IF I CAME I WOULD JUST STAY IN THE ROOM I HATE THE BEACH
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.
you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
sometimes i forget that fictional characters aren’t really my friends
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
okay so like being raised catholic i always watch star wars and whenever someone says
“may the force be with you”
“and also with you”
A reading from the holy gospel according to Luke